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[beatniknight]

I was thinking about those old Klondike ice cream bar commercials today, because after a 10 hour day in an office choked with vagina, I wanted some ice cream, and I got some and it was delicious. But as I was eating the Klondike Bar, which was, as advertised, big and thick with no room for a stick (which is also the slogan for the unfortunately

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[retaliashun]

me and friends kept saying we were going to start a t-shirt silk screening business and make such shirts

what would jesus do for a klondike bar?
what would chairmen mao do for a klondike bar?

till we found someone had already done it on the interweb.

[beatniknight]

The best shirt I've ever seen was WWAPWAWWJDTSD. What would a person wearing a what would Jesus do t-shirt do. It's brilliant.

[hill_the_khore]

Depends on who's offering me the klondike bar and whether I get to offer them a klondike bar back, yeah?

[beatniknight]

But then he basically gets to keep his Klondike bar.... So, you're doing it for free, then.

[hill_the_khore]

Well, the idea is that if he wants it back, chances are that he'll buy it back for something more. For example, if I offered him a handjob for the Klondike Bar, I could then say, "Well, it was worth a handjob a minute ago, but now it's worth a blowjob." See? Making money off of friends.

[redesigner]

...well, not unless you're a really cheap, fat whore.

[beatniknight]

Why would you have to be fat? They make sugarless klondike bars.

[amnewsboy]

Does your local PBS station show "Mental Engineering"?

[beatniknight]

I don't know. I haven't had television for about four years. It's a long story and I don't want to talk about it.

[amnewsboy]

Ah, well, that would make the rest of my point rather, um, pointless.

[beatniknight]

Trade you a lung for one. I can't imagine I'd need it, I mean I've got two of them now and I hardly even use those.