i managed to continue on with the tradition of odd tan lines ( Read more... )

i made love cookies the other day ( Read more... )

my dreams usually consist of food. with the occasional twist ( Read more... )

so we got this pork butt, well a boston butt to be exact and its not actually from the pigs butt. which i was aware of, but still have qualms with the misleading name. just call it pork shoulder ( Read more... )

i got sunburned for the first time this year. however it was not the first time that manda told me i was going get wrinkles from sun exposure this year.

played calgary today and not only did i walk out with all of my discs in tote, but i had a score of negative three.
what's a lady to do with such an awesome score.....
strut.

so i watched this movie called teeth, the plot is based around a girl that has teeth in her vagina. right. well, needless to say crazy antics ensue with plenty of male genitalia and fingers geting bitten off ( Read more... )

HOKAY ( Read more... )

went wandering around yesterday, and after chatting with a few old friends decided i didn't really like the catch up game. so i politely said i had to get somewhere and meandered over to the minneapolis public library. There i spent the next six hours reading, sleeping, and generally fiddling about.

i left with a strong desire to eat fugu. i want

April moves fast
like that care bear cousin rabbit thing fast
totally

somehow or another i have raised the bar or perhaps lowered the bar on procrastination ( Read more... )