Travel Journal #1

[beautifulgame]

Everyone in Newton has padded toilet seats. I've taken three shits in three different houses since being here, and each one has been on luxurious foam filled pleather.

Grandma-tastic.

-ZGS

Comments

[hrhmsh]

What the hell have you been eating? I hope you have at least been there three days.

[beautifulgame]

baked goods, fried goods, goods that have been fried and then baked. sometimes, reheated goods. you have to understand that I eat at least 5 meals a day. at a wedding? with free, buffet style food all about me? 7-8 meals can be the norm.

[tallywhack]

i took the following photo while in Newton...

[beautifulgame]

that is a lie. a big, fat lie, sir. for shame.