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Name: Tom
Age: That magical number of 21
Geographical Location: Welcome to the Roc (Rochester, NY)
Astrological Sign: Taurus
Occupation: Manager of an e-commerce store that sells mens swimwear and underwear, from boxers and g-strings, to thongs and briefs.
Stuff
Three Turn Ons:
1. Girls who know how to be assertive and sexy (garters go a long way with me)
2. People who have a firm grasp on and can actually back up what they're talking about
3. Getting haircuts (those trimmers on my neck just kill me)
Three Turn Offs:
1. People who really are THAT dumb
2. People who have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
3. People who feel it necessary to force their opinions/beliefs on you
Who is the Supreme Overlord of the Universe? Drea
Pet Peeve(s): bad drivers (namely asian women), teenage drama...when you're 21, people who come to America and get pissed when we don't know THEIR language, and people who can't spell certain things right, like to/too, they're/there/their, your/you're.
Interesting and UNIQUE fact about yourself:(Unique) I was thrown out of bible college in Boston, MA for going to a strip club in England (UK) and getting into a bit of brawl. (Interesting) I can play piano by ear perfectly, but can't read music to save my life.
Link us directly to your promotion (not just the community name. If you advertise in a community that doesn't allow it, you will be automatically rejected and banned): Here you are
How did you hear about us (please put the individual user's sn or the word you searched for to find us)?: I used to be a member but due to Myspace, I violently smashed my computer in a depressive rage after my friends didn't leave me enough comments on my pictures, even though I posted a bulletin about every two minutes.
Really, I just stopped journaling online for a bit, but I'm giving it a go again.
Make us laugh (picture or text): Assuming you haven't laughed once yet, here's some dirty jokes.
Two drunks are sitting at a bar. One guy stands up on his stool, drops his pants, and starts pissing in his glass. The other guy says, "What are you doing?" The first guy goes, "That shit was so good I'm gonna drink it again."
Or try: Two bananas are lying next to a river. A turd comes floating by. He says, "Hey guys, come on in. The water is great!" The one banana says to the other, "Can you believe that shit?"
More In Depth...
Why are you applying here? When I was active, the community was a lot of fun. We had a good group, themes worked, everyone participated. Most other communities will accept someone because they put Donnie Darko as their favorite movie or they listen to Bright Eyes. However, in these days of Batman angles and total wannabes, you have to be smart to judge properly. You need to combine beauty and bitchy. This community does just that.
I've also met bunch of people through here, and they've always turned out really chill.
Do you prefer to ride the pole or poke the hole?
I'm as poky as they come.
Which of the pictures that you submitted do you like the best/least and why? The city one is one of my favorites. It's an original photo, and it took a lot of hassle to set up the tripod and run down before it took the picture. It was freezing out, and that ledge was slippery. Least favorite is probably the skateboarding one. I think my face looks fat.
What's your best feature? What's your worst? Best feature? I'm not really one to judge myself, but I happen to have a blessing and a curse. My hair can work very nicely to my advantage and at times can be great. However, I'm very Italian, so I have to shave almost everyday. I'd rather gargle rat poison than have to shave my neck. The hair on the left side of my head/face grows a little faster, which is really annoying. Haircuts can add up after a while too, but at least they got those trimmers to keep me occupied.
What are your stances on pornography, ebonics, and karaoke?
Porno: Minors shouldn't watch/star in it, and it should be regulated for sex offenders, so as not to feed an addiction. Plus, there's some really sick shit out there that I bet some of these guys helped think up. Nowadays you can buy blowup pigs to fuck. Really, when I'm horny, I can assure you the first thing I think of fucking is NOT a pig, much less a blowup one. But then again, Billy Ray felt differently...
Ebonics: It's pretty much accepted now. I'm sure in city schools they're not teaching, "Me and some g's rolled up to my homeboys crib and listened to his bitch get crazy!" But you're not going to change all the people speaking it already. I prefer to talk in the way I'm going to be best understood by who I'm talking to.
Karaoke: Best reserved for when alcohol is involved.
If you could be completely immune from one criminal law, which law would it be and why? How would you exercise this extra freedom? I think I'd like to be immune from trespassing. I've always liked to go and explore old places, places you're not supposed to go. I like to take pictures there, as urban and industrial decay can make a really great shot. I could also walk on military installations, like the AMRC (the Boneyard), an aircraft graveyard in Tuscon, AZ, that I missed exploring because I didn't make it during visiting hours.
Assuming you're rejected, will you complain and cry like a little pussy and delete your application? Probably. Might break this computer too.
Honestly, I find it hard to believe people do. It's the internet. Big deal. If you can't handle it, go take down Al Gore. After all, he invented the internet, right?
If you were allowed a threesome opportunity with any two Stamped Members, who would you choose and why? (please select one male and one female)
When I first applied here, thefalloficarus wanted to lick me hardcore or something, but I don't believe she is in the community anymore. So I think for females I'd jump on kind_nepenthe only because we've corresponded a bunch, she's a great girl, and now that she's a mom, she's officially a milf. That's too good to pass up.
I'd probably ask bord_du_rasoir if I was forced to choose. He always seems to have intelligent answers and I just see classy written all over him. So if I have to, I might as well do it with style.
What two members should be buried in a shallow grave near a pig farm, and why? (again, please choose a male and a female)
I think ephemeralashes and popjunky should. For her, I'm not sure if it's lighting or angles. I'm not sure if her photos just don't represent what she really looks like in person well. But I just don't see beauty. Same with Ryan. That was hard cause being here before, I know he's a bitch. But there's such a limited amount of guys. Again, lack of beauty. Obviously they both contain bitch though, seeing as they are both members.
Pretend you were lucky enough to be accepted and choose any Stamped Member's application to judge. Your comments should be made here, not on their original application. Make sure you tell us who you're judging. (hint: this is your chance to be bitchy.) I was "lucky enough" to make it before, but on with the prosecution.
Judging slashypoo:
-Pet Peeve, calling Dashboard quality music: So what is the general definition of quality music? Just because you don't like them (in this case him) doesn't mean they/he sucks. If someone were to only listen to bands that have whored themselves to MTV, it's safe to say they have poor taste. But, for example, I personally don't really like Dave Matthews. I know about "a zillion" fans who would beat me up for that statement. Just because I don't like him doesn't mean he doesn't produce quality music.
-You have two moms - not that interesting, unless one is Wonder Woman and the other is Batgirl. In that case, you would be able to claim both interesting and total pwnage over most anybody. But alas, they probably aren't.
Your application as a whole shows you don't really give a shit. Maybe you're really just at that much of a lack of intelligent thought that zingers are all you can conjure up. Life is more than bongs, bros, beers, and bitches. It doesn't seem like you've come to grips with that yet, hence the weed and tree "vagina" pictures. Hence the drug references everywhere. (I'm not ripping on you for enjoying those things. Any one of my friends can tell you that at my house parties, all four of those b's are pretty much unlimited in supply.)
I gave you a yes before and I regret it. It should take more than cute puppy pics to be accepted.
Nope
Explain to us precisely why you are not an incredibly vacuous, positively ignorant excuse for a human being. (cite specific sources if available) I've taken a lot of beatings from this life thus far. Piss poor excuse for a family, some real ratty friends, shit jobs, even had someone bleed to death in my arms in the streets of downtown Boston. But all of that helped me mature much faster than the majority of my peers. I've been taking care of myself since age 11, so I'm very responsible when I need to be. Yes, I like to have fun and do stupid things from time to time, but I have a solid head on my shoulders. I know the difference between possible and impossible, real and fake, and how to take responsibility. I also believe that one person can make a world of difference. I put that belief into practice last year and helped a female friend steer out of prostitution, heroin, and coke and she's now back in college with a great boyfriend, great place to live, etc. It took a lot of willpower and strength from her, but having a friend by your side, giving you a leg up, and constantly encouraging you can really go a long way, and I got to be that person.
If beautyandbitch gave you $5000, what would you do with it? I have a real passion for military history, namely WWII. I'd probably travel back to Europe, spend a couple days on the French/Normandy coast exploring every inch of the D-Day beaches, and then go inland and visit Arnhem, Ypres, Flanders Field, Eindhoven, Son, Bastogne, Berlin, Dresden, and a couple other battlefields I'd like to visit.
Or I'd do a Pacific battlefield tour.
Pictures:
shirt made from Taking Back Sunday lyrics "You could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt." The song was from an album titled Tell All Your Friends.
Snakes on a Plane! Yikes!
My office
Mansion Party (yes, like in Garden State)
50/50
music
Rochester, NY