Every ring says, "I love you ( Read more... )

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

and I'm going to keep it short. maybe I'll read up some later.

kids don't leave any time for anything.

*sigh*

i freakin' love it.

(while schlogging on a pint of Old Crow . . . whoo!!!) that my beloved fiancee's prodigious tits have the ability to DESTROY METAL!

And from as many computers as possible. Within the next two or three days.

Today is a very special day. It's my one and only negaversary ( Read more... )

AFLAC your mother!

(Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud.)

So:

E's mom has got an apartment and is moving out this week-end, perhaps before.

I'm finally getting a glimpse of what it really means to be the man of the house. It feels awkwardly demi-goddish. I have such power over my living space, but I have a responsibility to all these other little person[alitie]s to do everything in my realm of influence ( Read more... )

Something odd happened . . . again, which is why i bother to write it down.

My right nipple got all cold and tingly. Then it got damp.

I wonder if this is what lactation is like.

This time through, I actually liked The Velvet Underground and Nico. A lot.

But it did sound like the noise I used to make while very drunk.