I just found out . . .

[popjunky]

(while schlogging on a pint of Old Crow . . . whoo!!!) that my beloved fiancee's prodigious tits have the ability to DESTROY METAL!

Comments

[devolve_absolve]

That is a fantastic skill!

[mcflynnthm]

That's pretty epic. Metal cannot be destroyed easily. I mean, the GODS made metal.

[popjunky]

I read the lyrics to her. She thought they sounded like Tenacious D. I think it sounds fuckin' rad. Provide?

[zombiehamster]

That's hot

[karinablack]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!