I am a little bit in love with Chuck Lorre. I adore The Nerd Show (official title: The Big Bang Theory) and Two and a Half Men (unofficial title: How Much Sexual Innuendo Can I Get Past the CBS Censors?). Tonight's shows were both great. But the vanity card from Men made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed myself. Ask aemilia_parker - I called her during a fit ( Read more... )

I'm fucking Matt Damon.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26646843/

I colored my hair this morning. "Intense Auburn". They should have called it "fucking purple."

ETA: I will see if hubby can get a pic later that will let you see the purple. I can't WAIT to see what it looks like in the sun. Sigh.

Your result for The Harry Potter Husband Test...
Mrs. Snape


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Thank you all for your honest and unbiased opinions on my washer/dryer woes.

Thanks to most of you, I've lost a fucking argument and will now be dropping about a grand on a new washer and dryer. I don't mind spending the money, but I LOST AN ARGUMENT. Thank goodness my husband is out of town until tomorrow (WITH THE BOY! I AM BLESSEDLY ALONE ( Read more... )

Poll To replace or repair... that is the question

Turn off your TV, especially your local stations. It's the Jesse Helms lovefest extravaganza.

Our local station (I only had the stomach to look at one) is just having a big Jessefest. Barf.

Good thing I'm drinking fairly heavily this afternoon.

Jesse Helms is dead. Let the Independence Day festivities begin!

Today is the fourth anniversary of my 39th birthday ( Read more... )

The Boy and I are leaving for an early dinner, then we're off to wait and wait and wait to see Bill Clinton at 7:30 tonight. He's speaking at a local high school, which happens to be my precint polling place! How cool is that?

Mmmmmmmm, I like Bill. :)