Proof that I will remain forever single...

[beckaroo]

why oh why do i only get email or im's from people who list their hobbies as (i kid you not):

"hunting for gnomes, torturing mice, beating elves with sticks, yelling " TALK DAMN YOU" at deaf mutes, and slapping the piss out of talking clowns"

really attractive. very impressive.

Comments

[simplystargazin]

let me guess, match.com? yes there are some STELLAR freaking people on there...they frighten me...dont worry beck...i share your feelings...lol...it's ok...when we are still old and single we can live together with our millions of cats:)

[beckaroo]

no, not from match.com. there's no way i'd promote myself to freaks. no, someone found me on aol.

[elsiegrace]

that is so bizarre! how do these people find you? does this person look old perhaps balding, stare a lot, and is mostly not of this country? if he is ive met him too...

[beckaroo]

you mean because if he is, he pumped your gas yesterday.