Cake batter cures many many ills

I have a fucking cold

I have the bathroom of a teenage boy:  there are currently not one but two Frederick's of Hollywood cat. sitting in my bathroom

Because the Carter Family fries my brain:

Isn't the red eye the FIRST flight out in the morning? 

Somehow I didn't manage to appreciate or participate in National Coming Out Day at all

I just ordered something from QVC

So today I came out of the cafeteria to find that about six different cop cars were parked in front of the school and the principal was outside talking to several different cops. I found one that was tall dark and handsome. I had to rein my coworkers in because they wanted to go outside and get him for me ( Read more... )

My classroom is over 90 degrees. Well over. I am sweating like a whore in church who just dropped her condoms

My skin is breaking out terribly because of this! And! And! I have a chin hair!

Fate hates me

The new dectective on SVU is a bit....over the top.  She is supposed to be hard nosed, the anti-Olivia with pushy social skills. The whole thing grates

I have a banana milkshake