God damn it!  ABC Family just SKIPPED the Gilmore Girls episode where Jess showed back up.  You fuckers

Today, in the middle of talking about the Declaration of Independence, some kid ask me if they had condoms back then

Oh to stay on topic

I just want to let all of my friends out there who are anything other than white and Christian that apparently I don't like you.  I am officially...prejudice.  My students who got suspended for being fucking stupid told me so.  Obviously their suspension was because I hate people of different races and religions.  I don't know how I have kept this ( Read more... )

Nothing says "good conversation" like my mom starting off a coversation with "Let me tell you how Duke almost died today".  He apparently got spooked and took off running in the parking lot

Swear to god, man.  Those are not things I need to hear

AJ is on House of Carters

Can I please lick him?

My stomach is so fucked up

My kids did arts and crafts today.  They were WAY too excited about it.  WAY.  I felt like I was teaching kindergarten but with more profanity.

My life amuses me

So I am trying to read Matthew Time's "Sucker" but I think I am on the second part of the fic (involving O-Town of all crazy things) and that there is a first part that I haven't read.  Only the links to the first part don't appear to be working.  Is there a part before O-Town?  Can someone give me a working link?

Dear LJ,
Please quit randomly logging me out

Kisses,

B

I wish Usher didn't look like a penis, then I could find him attractive.  I mean, I like cock and all but not enough to date someone who looks like a giant dick