Dodgeball Tournament! (Open to all muses!)

[beefcake_cop]

No expense was spared in the preparation of the South Park Coliseum. As the throngs of crowds arrived, succulent pigs were roasting over open pits, while long tables of food were being laid out for the hungry crowds of spectators

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[bravotwozero]

Over the protests of her husband, Brittany couldn't be kept away from a good dodgeball game. She hadn't been team captain of the league champions in Los Angeles for nothing, and she was twitchy as hell.

Walking into the arena, she remembered to holster the gun in a back pocket, and picked up a dodgeball. "God I've missed this," she commented, then realized she'd forgotten to introduce herself. "Special Agent Brittany House, CTU -- but they call me Playmaker. 'Cause there is no catch that I can't make. And because I once knocked a guy unconscious, but well, what can you do."

This was going to be fun. Even if Greg was probably going to be wincing from the sidelines.

OOC: dear god. and look what you made me do! *points at icon* dodgeball's actually been a recurring game in Brittany's background, so this'll be fun.

[beefcake_cop]

Yup. The first one to show is a chick. He knew this was gonna happen. Munching on Cheesy Poofs, he waved at her, glad to see her prevert hubby wasn't in sight.

OOC: Heeeee! She looks great!

[lt_wes_janson]

Having been almost killed by women on more than one occasion, Wes is not above thowing his balls at them. And if that wasn't enough, there was the fact that the Emperor had told him too.

Not that Wes was one for doing what Emperor types said in general, but Cartman seemed like a pretty cool kid/policeman?/foul mouth, so he figured he might as well go ahead in this one case.

So, with that in mind, Wes hauls back and throws one at Brittany.

[bravotwozero]

She is totally unmoved, waiting until the last second to easily sidestep the ball, which goes bouncing off the wall behind her.

"Nice to meet you too," she says, tongue firmly in cheek.

[lt_wes_janson]

Wes had seen dodgeball once, in a really bad movie, but he figured that the basic game had looked like fun. So when the announcement went out that there was a game, he decided he might as well join in the fun.

Walking into the arena, he glanced around at all the people who seemed to be practically foaming at the mouth to see the contenders making good use of their blue balls, and he grinned. He made sure that his blaster was set to stun before slipping it in it's holster under his jacket, then grinned. "This is gonna be fun."

Then, remembering he was supposed to introduce himself, he held his hands up to get the attention of the mob in the stands. "Major Wes Janson, pilot extraordinaire and crack shot with pretty much anything, including balls."

He then saluted Cartman, and then the crowd, and grabbed some balls.

[beefcake_cop]

"This guy's one of my favorites, keep an eye on him." Cartman talked to one of his lackeys as he waved to Wes.

"Go kick that girl's butt, dude!"

[lt_wes_janson]

Wes waved back and figured Brittany was as goos a place to start as any, so he heads in her general direction.

[facelorran]

Just sliding into the corner of the arena, Face didn't make himself known quite yet. He planned on doing his whole Intel Officer bit, watching the others in the group first, seeing who would be the easiest to take out, and who would take time and effort.

Seeing Wes, Face smirked and picked up a ball, holding it behind his back and just waited.

Oh yeah, and no one had to know about the throwing knives along his forearms. Right?

[trickster_loki]

Loki poofs into the arena and looks around. Oh no, that's not a grin of malicious glee on his face, it's more....maniacal glee, right. The god picks up one of the balls and spins it on the tip of a finger for effect. "Name's Loki, and really, dudes, that's all that needs to be said, eh?"

Oh, this was going to be fun!

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

"NEVER FEAR, THE DUDE IS HERE!" He proclaims, poofing into the areana. "Dudes...Like...Dudes, Where are girls?"

Spies Loki, and picks up and ball to throw at the other god. "Damnit! You Lied to me! You said there would be chicks here!"

[trickster_loki]

Loki stares at Hermes, ball held at the ready, "Dude, did you NOT SEE the chicks making pie or WHAT? I mean, hell, do you need SIGNS?"

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

"GAAAAAAH, Hmmmmm oh yeah. Opps." Drops ball to run to the chicks making pie.

"Heeeeellllooooo Ladies." waggles eyebrows. "You want to ride on the looove machine?"

[bree_corderos]

Well, hello there. What kind of pie can I get for you, Mr. Love Machine?

*Bree smiles seductively, in her tiny toga with bikini panties.*