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Prompt 7.A.7 - Batshit
I’m trying to live in the present, but I keep tripping on the past.The news from Gotham was bleak. It was as bleak as a bleak house. As bleak as a Lindsay Lohan horror movie. As bleak as George Bush's post Presidency speech making prospects. It was...bleak ( Read more... ) -
Mmmmm
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Making Friends Easily
Mos Eisley Cantina - Tatooine
"I'm looking for Wes. Lt. Wes Janson. Dude, he said I could get a ride from him anytime, and I need to get over to the Dagobah system to see Yoda dude. And what the fuck shit is this? You guys ever heard of Yoo Hoo or Koolaid? This looks like bantha piss."
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A Father...or so I thought.
Eric Cartman walked into class, dressed in black from head to toe and carrying a guitar. It was Share Your Dad day at school, and he stepped in front of the microphone and stared at the class.
"Hello, I'm Eric Cartman. This here's a song about a man I thought was my dad."
[sung to the tune of "A Boy Named Sue" by Johnny Cash]
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When I Look In The Mirror, I See A House
Cartman knew a lot of things, for kid ( Read more... ) -
Shame at Sunnydale High School
He brought his wooden stake, silver cross, some silver bullets and a copy of "The Idiot's Guide To Valley Girl Language" with him, and when he got off the plane in Sunnydale, he moved through the airport with purpose and an air of determination.
"Get the fuck outta my way, you California hose hounds. Goddammit! Where's my taxi?"
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Forgiving Myself - Revelations
Budapest, HungaryThe steps echoed in the hallway, as four brothers in arms descended into the insane asylum. They were steadfast in their united mission, to set one brother free from the nagging question that plagued him. As they reached the cell the leader stepped forward, staring at the dirty, crazed man inside the cell ( Read more... ) -
Betrayal
ooc: Cartman is on a never ending quest to discover the identity of his father, across time and across the fandoms. No fandom is safe, and I apologize now for any liberties taken with canon or characters. These are not in RP game. These are just for fun. Mun figures if she's going to pick a fandom, why not start with the grand mac daddy of them ( Read more... ) -
Most People Wish I Spent More Time With My Dad
Back when I was a child, before life removed all the innocence
My father would lift me high and dance with my mother and me and then
Spin me around 'til I fell asleep
Then up the stairs he would carry me
And I knew for sure I was loved“Dad? Dad? Hey…Dad? Yo, Dad? Daddy? Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Pop. Pa. Papacita. Big nose. Dad. Oh, Father ( Read more... ) -
One Question For Show and Tell
The air around him was cold and still, as Eric Cartman, Jedi Knight, made his way through the hallways at school. It was “Show and Tell Day” and he drank his box of Yoo Hoo with deep reflection and sucking motion. When he had finished, he saw a trash receptacle across the hall, too far away to make in a simple shot, with his short arms. But Eric ( Read more... )