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Love Meme from that stinking Hsu bitch
Reply to this post with anything you'd like and I'll tell you why I friended you and two things I love about how you play your muse. The only catch? You have to repost this as well.
Oh, ummm, there's another catch. You get it Cartman style. -
The Game of Life
Dear Cartman ( Read more... ) -
"Better the devil you know..."
A new column appears in the morning paper, as well as on the Internet. It's called "Dear Cartman", and it features the wise advice of one Eric Cartman. People from all over the world write to the eight year old for his unique perspective on their deepest personal issues.Dear Cartman ( Read more... ) -
Violent Opposition to Livejournal
“Holy shit, Cartman! What the fuck is going on with our Livejournal?” Kyle sat down on the cheap chair that Cartman’s mom used for the computer desk. Cartman’s house was the only place that the boys could blog freely, since Stan’s mom sold their computer to pay the light bill, and Kyle’s mom put in the PERVERTED JUSTICE 1984 virus, spam and ( Read more... ) -
Last Of the Timey Wimey Lords
The music was playing loudly, as the figure in swirling black turned and danced with glee. His shining black helmet gave him a terrifying visage, and the guards standing around stayed close to the wall, out of his range. He reached inside the tent, and pulled out the tiny, wrinkled old creature who just looked at him with sad, haunted eyes ( Read more... ) -
Your Letters and Rants Go HERE!
This is the place to leave a letter for Eric. Please specify if it's requesting advice or Cartman style justice ( Read more... ) -
RotM - Hero Part 2 - Dr. Who, The 10 1/2 Incarnation, Saves Torchwood
Two signals were sent. Two heroes were sent for.
One of them was aboard the TARDIS. His tall, lanky frame strode with purpose and determination, with his three companions behind him. There was the lovely Rose Tyler, and her fiance, Lord Byron. And then there was the stunningly beautiful Aislinn.
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RotM - Hero Part 1 - Dr. Who, The 10 1/2 Incarnation, Saves Torchwood
Torchwood Three - Wales
In the dim, but oddly flattering, light of Torchwood Three, Jack Harkness is in his office, singing under his breath while reading his reports.
Bend over like a doggy, here comes the loggy ( Read more... ) -
24 Ways to Die
The following events take place between 12:18 and 1:14 or so, give or take a few minutes because my watch is a piece of cheap shit."I WILL FIND OUT! YOU CAN'T KEEP THIS SECRET FROM ME ( Read more... ) -
Meme
1.Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
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