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All For Nothing - RotM
Cartman had traveled a very long way, through time and space, to arrive in Paris. Jet lag and hunger made him a very unhappy young man as he entered the courtyard where the King’s soldiers were fighting with four guys with long hair and some faggy outfits. Cartman turned to some peasant standing nearby.
“Who are those guys up on the ledge?”
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Tutorial and Advice Rules for Tammy Award Voting!
ATTENTION ALL MUSES!
It has come to my attention that there are many of you who are confused about how to vote for the Tammy Awards. So, as a public service, and for extra credit, I will be giving you all a list of the most important things to remember when filling out your ballot.
So sit down, shut the fuck up, and pay attention…
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What Pisses Me Off? Vampires!
What makes you angriest?
Disclaimer, warning and apology: Cut for R language of the most disgusting kind. Also, this is Cartman humor at it's most NON-PC. If your brain bruises easily, don't read it.
Mr. Garrison stood in front of the class. Behind him, the blackboard held the lesson plan for the week.
Exploring Alternative Lifestyles"Now, ( Read more... ) -
Immortal Strength
What does not kill us, makes us stronger.
[Locked to those who know of Immortals, Horsemen and The Village People.]
“Dude, it’s our destiny.”
“Destiny? Cartman, that’s a bunch of shit. We’re in the third grade. We’re not old enough for destinies.”
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If...
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OOC
Dear God,
I can't get the boy out of my head. One ficlette...ONE...and he's gone crazy.
Waiting to see if they will let me bring him back to TM.
*facepalms*
Expect new prompt responses featuring Roswell, Prison Break, Lost, Kill Bill, the gods (he gets really jiggy with Hades) and Mrs. Doubtfire.
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Act of Kindness - CSI Faces Grave Danger
The yellow crime scene tape kept the curious showgirls and hookers away from the terrible sight.
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I Should Have Told The Secretary
OOC:As part of his never ending quest across fandoms to find his father, Cartman is taking a strange twist. I can only blame his mun's serious love of Spader for this.
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How Do You Relax, After A Hard Day?
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