Well, definitely not at Kidd Valley on account of my being banned. Hey, don't tell me that your bacon cheeseburger has "more bacon than I'll need" when it is obvious you have no concept of what my baconary needs are.  Until you can present evidence that you have been granted a PhD in Baconry, don't act like you're all "Dr. Fill". LOL! Did you see ( Read more... )

You know how companies like to use hit songs from both past and present to help sell their products ( Read more... )

*tap tap*

Is this thing on? LOL!

Figured I'd ask since I haven't posted since almost before the great Orange Julius/Dairy Queen merger at Northgate Mall was formed.

Anysandwich, I've been pulling my life back together since you last heard from me, and have been working on getting out of my shell and meeting new people and what not.

One of the steps ( Read more... )

You know, I'm getting a little sick of other people making money off my ideas. It always seems to happen before I can get a patent or whatever that thing is that says you get money if someone else sells your idea. It especially chaps my hide when these same people turn down my idea first, calling me "ridiculous" or "disgusting ( Read more... )

Well, I started my community service last week, and let's just say that I'll now be doing double my original sentence ( Read more... )

Hey all, I know I haven't updated in what seems like forever, and I apologize. I know you all look to me for the latest in snacking innovations and ideas. Let's just say I haven't had much of an appetite for posting lately. LOL ( Read more... )

My love of snacking continues to grow at an alarming rate.

There is still no 24 hour Applebee's.

I would still put down my Big Montana in a heartbeat if lilpuma walked in wearing a Kraft singles bikini ( Read more... )

LOL! Saying that still cracks me up. People look at me confused, but once they hear "holidays" they figure that I mean well and smile anyway. However, I don't know why they look at me with the same look of pity you give a retarded child who just dropped his ice cream cone. Mmmmmmmm, ice cream. LOL ( Read more... )

I'm sorry to bring everyone down from their Summertime highs for a minute, but this really chaps my hide ( Read more... )

Get it? "CARP"?? LOL ( Read more... )