I've decided to start "publishing" my "poems". I use quotes because I don't actually set out to write poems. It's just that I get bored waiting for a table at IHOP, and I simply scribble amusing rhymes about snacks I've had, LOL!

Here's an example:

Ode to a Sweet Roll

Your icy exterior would be a waste ( Read more... )

I know, I know, I haven't updated this thing in forever, but I've been really busy. Between trying to keep up with the newest trends in Holiday snacking and everything else that goes along with the Holidays, I've had almost no time to myself. It's all worth it though. I got some great presents, AND I reached my Holiday goal of adding 23.5 pounds!! ( Read more... )

Get it? I used "Fall" because it's Fall! LOL!! I love making puns almost as much as I enjoy sampling new appetizers at Applebee's ( Read more... )

You know what that means. SNACKTIME!! As if it really ever ends, LOL ( Read more... )

and not in the good "In the doghouse that sells killer hot dogs for $1" way either.

lilpuma is mad at me so I have been relegated to sleeping on the couch. Okay, I am actually sleeping NEXT to the couch. I'm not allowed to sleep ON it because that's where her dog likes to sleep. He was here first, so I don't protest ( Read more... )

The Chlamydia Rachel gave me. Again.
Circle I Limbo

The produce section
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Non-24 hour drive thrus
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Vegetarians
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Dollar menus that don't include tax
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Empty chip bags
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

"For a ( Read more... )

Jeez! I must have slipped into a Summer snack induced coma or something because I have not updated this thing in ages!! LOL!

Just kidding, LOL!

I have been really busy playing with my new grill, checking out the onslaught of new chip flavors (tip: guacamole is IN!), and fantasizing about lilpuma in her new swimsuit while she dangles her feet in the ( Read more... )

I love Summer, and I'm pretty sure you can figure out why. What with the barbecues and outdoor patios opening up, it offers so many more ways to enjoy a beefy meal ( Read more... )

Wow. I've been so busy working out my Summer snacking regimen that I haven't had time to update this thing. I even missed my girlfriend's birthday party at the Vogue this week. Speaking of which, when did Vogue magazine open up a fashion bar? LOL! Oh well ( Read more... )

I'm feeling a bit "randy" and decided to make dinner for my beloved, lilpuma to help get her in the mood ( Read more... )