Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer.

Dinner was on the stove, and the table set.

She was astonished!

It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex.

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You must love the roast.

Nothing much really to report. I've been working like crasy (but then what's new?), I've been Holiday Shopping, doing wedding stuff, taking care of sick people, and attempting to be the best friend I possibly can be to all of my friends, a good future wife to my future husband, and a good big sister ( Read more... )

You've Changed 64% in 10 Years
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Your Aura is Red
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You are my best friend,
my love,
the one I want to spend the rest of my life with,
the greatest gift that I have ever received,
from anyone, anywhere, at any time in my life.

I love you my hus,
Happy Valentine's Day.

( let there be love )

I just wanted to wish the happiest birthday to the most incredible man on the planet. The one that means the world to me. Happy birthday, I adore you, you are my universe. I'm so thankful to have met you. You are the one.

Found this at taintedxrain, and decided to post it because it's important.

IMPORTANT. READ FOR YOUR OWN SAKE.Someone is leaving comments on open posts on LJ. If you click on the link in the comment, it will upload a virus ( Read more... )

Oasis still matters ( Read more... )