hey! lets be rowdy

omg chargers lost

so sad

GO PACKERS!

I will be home in San Diego late Thursday night. I was thinking about having a small get-together of sorts so I can see my SoCal friends without running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

ew, gross.

Thanks to everyone who commented on my last entry. I greatly appreciate your words and support.


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My cat, Zeus, died today so I pretty much want to curl up in a ball and say, "Fuck the world."

goddamnmotherfuckingshit

Me: He suggested we could just have sex in the snow.

Coworker: You could totally have sex in the snow.

Me: We could?

Coworker: Yeah. I saw it once in a gay porn. (Pause) An Isreali gay porn. Netflix is amazing.

Me: Well, that's comforting.

i hate that a lot of guys can't handle the fact that girls poop. get over it. we girls enjoy taking nice big shits just as much as the next guy. and we'll even call up our girlfriends to tell them about particularly amazing ones that can't be properly flushed away. they're almost as amazing as the blod clots that look like majestic jellyfish ( Read more... )

i hate when i set my hair on fire and don't even notice it.

i hate that lemon pastries always taste like a dog's breath smells.

but i still try a taste just because i like to believe that eventually that will change

it never does.

On my way to work today I listened to a Mariah Carey Christmas CD. It's not even Thanksgiving and I am already listening to that crap. Unbelievable. Anyway, I'm really excited about flying down to San Diego in December. My best friend is going to be flying in from Baltimore the day before I get there. I pretty much expect to be 1. peeing my pants ( Read more... )

This morning I was scheduled to do an Aftercare Interview with a recently released inmate. Although I wasn't looking forward to doing it while getting ready for work, I got really excited about it while driving to the volunteer center. It was going to be my very first aftercare session, so I was ready to prove myself as a competent and reliable ( Read more... )