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today i got tested for HIV....

the results were negative, i found that shit out after 20 minutes of swabing my gums with a thing that looked like pregnancy test. FUCKING AMAZING.

IF I FUCKING HEAR ANY MORE OF U STUPID BITCHES PRETENDING TO BE INTO DRAGON FORCE BECAUSE U THINK ITS FUCKING CUTE, I WILL FUCKING DESTROY UR EVIL WITH FREEDOM AS MY GUIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHILDREN OF BODDUM IS SO FUCKING AMAZING....AND THE ONLY PEOPLE HERE WHO WILL AGREE WITH ME IS PROBABLY NICK PAPI, AND BRENNIE....

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TODAY WAS ASSOCIATE NIGHT FOR JCPENNY, BUT I MADE PLANS WITH MY FRIEND FROM TACOMA TO HANG OUT, SO I WAS PLANNING ON GOING TO THE JCPENNY IN THE TACOMA MALL BUT DECIDED THAT I WAS TO TIRED SO I DIDNT, AND I GUESS SOME DUDE HAS SHOT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND HOLDING PEOPLE HOSTAGE AT THE TACOMA MALL.....WEIRD......

TODAY I CALLED A LADY IN A WHEEL CHAIR THAT SHE WAS LAZY, AND SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS GOING TO CRY.

gwar was pretty fucking amazing, my hair is pink cuz one of the slaves at the end of the show decided that he would stop using the hose and he dumped a bucket of blood all over me,(DONT GET ME WRONG IT WAS AWESOME) i cant get the stuff out of my hair, there was also chunks of paper and shit stuck in my hair. i have never had a problem with this any ( Read more... )

IF IN YOU AINT THE GRAND DADDY OF ALL LIERS!

THATS VERY FUNNY A FLY MARRYIING A BUMBLE BEE......I TOLD U I'D SHOOT BUT U DIDNT BELEIVE ME! WHY DIDNT U BELEIVE ME?

"I'LL TEACH YOUR GRANDMOTHER TO SUCK EGGS!"