WHO WANTS  TO HELP ME MOVE INTO MY TWO STORY HOUSE, COMPLETE WITH A HUGE ASS YARD FOR BON FIRES, A BASEMENT, AND A SEPERATE GARAGE, ON B STREET PORT ANGELES WASHINGTON THIS FUCKING MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MONSTER BALLADS JUST CAME OUT WITH A SPECIAL 2 DISC PLATNUM EDITION!!!!! NO EEFFFFFFFFINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uummm, i mean....who owns cd's called "monster ballads" and "monsters of rock"....not me...IF THATS WHAT U WERE THINKING!!!!!!!

new years was pretty cool, didnt have money for gas to go see u b-town kids i am sorry! i ended up going to an old friends house though... saw some people i havent seen in a while, listend to some rediculous tunes that we havent listend to in a while... OH AND BEERTOWER DIDNT DRINK THIS NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!

TONIGHT ME AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY GOT ABSOLUTLY DRUNK TOGETHER AND DROVE AROUND.

I LOVE U CHRISTMAS!

How to make a beertower
Ingredients:

5 parts friendliness

5 parts self-sufficiency

5 parts beauty
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little emotion if desired!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I FUCKIN WENT SKINNEY DIPPING, LIKE FUCKING NAKED AND STUFF, IN LAKE CRECENT..... AND IT WAS THE BEST FEELING EVER!!!!!!!!

FUCKING SIT ON MY ASS AND LISTEN TO PAT BENATAR-LOVE IS A BATTLE FEILD WHILE EATING FUCKING TWINKIES AND LOOKING LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT...

BUT NOOOOOOOOO I HAVE TO GET OFF MY ASS AND LOOK CUTE, WHICH TODAY IS PRETTY MUCH JUST GOING TO BE LIKE GOOD ENOUGH TO NOT GET SENT HOME TO CHANGE, AND I CANT EAT FUCKING TWINKIES BECAUSE THEY WILL PROBABLY GO ( Read more... )

You’re the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy

The invincible winner, and you know that you were born to be

You’re a heartbreaker

Dream maker, love taker

Don’t you mess around with me!

ME AND MY GOOD FRIEND CARLO ROSSI ARE HAVING A RENUION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love u acohol god

p.s. bring me some sex thank u!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY minimoogle !!!!!!!!!

I LOVE U BABY!