Folks ( Read more... )

The Ultimate in Car Security.

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Oh, and there's that other project that sits quietly in the darkest recesses of my mind and occasionally hollers out to remind me of its existence ( Read more... )

"Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means."

--Woody Allen

No no, I mean like, REAL RAIN.

Those are the biggest freaking raindrops I've EVER seen.

Fuck no - now it's HAIL!

It's way late 20s outside, and HAILING!

Yeah, okay. So... uh. Things didn't quite end up going as I'd sorta planned. It was meant to be a kick up the pants to get some new routines and a break in the chain/skip in the stride/et cetera.

Except I didn't actually do anything.

It really helps to.

Penned Feb 12

I can buzzsaw core now. Kind of dumb that you have to have BOTH THUMBS within HALF AN INCH of a DIAMOND-SAW BLADE to do your work. I fully expect that one day the fucking thing will break and fling the Spinny-Spinny DISC OF DEATHNESS clean through most of my vitals. I'm thinking... yeah, if that happens, I don't wanna survive it ( Read more... )

I remember when I was hopeless at operating a forklift, and it used to stress me out.

After 12 months of not touching one, I'm still useless at it. The difference is, now I don't give a shit.

Ex-Exploration Geo: "It's a forklift, not a forkdrag."

Him: "There's a strap here you can tie down the load with if you're worried about it falling off ( Read more... )

I thought it was a joke... I didn't realise it was true.

But geologists really do lick rocks.

And I joined in.