I'm going to BED now.

I'll be wearing NOT VERY MUCH.

The outside door which leads directly to my room will be WIDE OPEN.

Coco Pops for breakfast.

Finally! Some recognition! *Opens email*

Dear Friend ( Read more... )

In 2007, ( Read more... )

Okay, so let's say that sometime in the near future I manage to find the right model in the wrong colour. Anybody have an idea how much it costs to get your car completely resprayed ( Read more... )

Schwarzkopf 'Taft' hairspray and Brut deodorant should not come in cans the same colour. It leads to inpleasantries.

Oh, and Silent Song is dead.

Tiger Woods is a no happy.

Can't talk. Busy addicted to Divine Divinity. Cheers to balthassar.

It's kinda like Diablo and it's kinda like Revenant. Only, nowhere near as damn freaking cool as Revenant in regard to sword play. Nothing is.

And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take my katana and burn some pent up rage and frustration from useless cunts at work, a cat that won't let me sleep between restless dreams about excavators and drilling rigs, and nofuckingwhere near enough sex, goddamnit.

Take TWO ATTACKS of 2d cutting to the FACE, mongrelfucker!

That's what Silent ( Read more... )

http://www.iparklikeanidiot.com/

20-pack for $10? But I only have one car...

From: Tally
Subject: [SPAM] mindless bobbin

Gee, at this rate, one day soon I won't be able to tell the difference between genuine email and the crap.

And just now when I turned my computer on, I noticed that instead of booting up my 'net box, I was booting up the other... Which is to say, I seem to have gotten into the habit of working on my ( Read more... )