LMAO read this--it's the most hilarious story i've come across in a while:

This is a story about Jack Schitt.

Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Knee-deep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children.

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Last night i watched The Terminal with Tom Hanks.  It was SUCH an adorable movie.  I really loved it so much.  But ya know what? it really taught me something.  Ya know how sometimes u hear something that wasn't meant to be some huge moral lesson but then u apply it to ur life and it becomes one? yeah that happened to me while i was watching this ( Read more... )

I'm home from the wonderful Christ the King ceremony.  Our voices were so harmonious and we were all so capable of hitting that high note (all 23892472395 of them).  It was just beautiful.  Not a single note was strained and nobody messed up.  It was especially cute how in "We Are One Body" half of our class decided to start the refrain a few beats ( Read more... )

Today is a pretty crazy day and an all-over waste of time but for some reason i'm in such a good mood that i can't contain myself. I think it all started when i saw a "chinese" beauty in my homeroom. No take that back, a "chinese" beauty with a hint of "undescribable sexiness" that only she could achieve. To go over the whole outfit will make me ( Read more... )

I was doing my usual routine of reading everyone else's LJs before i updated mine, and like nobody and their great aunt susie updated enough for me to be inspired.  The only entry that really struck me was norelle's pictures.  But how the hell am i going to relate that to my journal since i'm not fortunate enough to attack tables with my eye on a ( Read more... )

Last night i stayed up till 1:00AM (which if you know me u know that that's REALLY late for me haha). I couldn't fall asleep cuz i was crying and thinking about how my academic career was basically a waste of my hard work and my time in general. Good thing i realized this senior year when i'm basically done lol ( Read more... )

I GOT A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Needless to say i'm pretty excited for my life.  It's a 2003 Chevy Impala and it has a color of its own.  No really.  It's like not really gray but not white and not tan.  "Dove" is a word that has been used to define the color, but doves are white so i dunno how that works--maybe i'm not up on my birds though.  So yeah i ( Read more... )

clearly by the a--- s------- written in my last journal entry i was NOT referring to the one and only anna sponaugle u idiot. sponzi and i r NOT in a fight and r BFFs whether she likes it or not lol. now, use ur brain to figure out who it really is. i mean christ how hard is this? i thought we at the academy had a high level of intelligence and ( Read more... )

I was gonna complain about my life cuz i've been depressed lately. But then i took a break to read everyone else's lj's and saw all this depressing shitaki so i was all ready to share what was wrong with my life--but i came upon brittany's and i realized that she's right. Her definition of depression is Depression (n.): a lame excuse utilized by ( Read more... )

today was fun. lit pissed me off cuz she is a freak. actually it's prolly my fault i did bad but w/e i'm still mad at her. gym was sexy. miss a was my partner cuz i have no friends. andrea and jessica (mostly andrea) were beasts and had like 7 spares in a row. then we had the second part of a math test. grrr stressful (but surprisingly not ( Read more... )