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[beforebandages]

Its 4:18a.m

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[waterloosunset2]

that's amazing. the next time you guys go on tour i'm going to pretend to be a poor needy person and ask for a ride. and then i'll just stay and you'll hate every other needy person for the rest of your life. have a good day and watch out for those poor people on your way back down today. molly.

[robot_journal]

beep beep bzzzzz

dooooot

[october_psalms]

i wish i was stalking the arson portrait right now and seeing the tour, maybe occasionally breaking something. and how was stephen able to yell penis on a intercom?

[piratearson]

very carefully.

[bleedingwrists]

man sounds...fun....but seriously how did stephen get on the intercom....who did he seduce??

[beforebandages]

well first we found these 2 employes rolling back prices in the childrens toy department. so we stabbed one in the back with a barbie doll and then held a blowtorch to the others head and forced him to take us to the secret control room. once there we set him on fire and watched him run around the room screaming untill he ran into a wall and stopped moving. then we hacked into their computer so stephen could use his powerful mind powers to make the computer read his mind and say it over the intercom system. and what was on stephens mind? bills penis of course, so penis was screamed over the intercom.

[robots_and_war]

number one: "well first we found these 2 employes rolling back prices in the childrens toy department.": I laughed so hard just because of this sentence.

number two: well dammit, the whole thing is just funny. creative. no.... wait. not creative, but true. very true.

[beforebandages]

you should of been there. all of that stuff really happened