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[befuddledmage]

Hrrmmrrmmmmm yes good morning children. I trust you are all well today? It is my fervent desire that you all slept well and ate healthy dinners. As usual, I am here for those who wish to talk.

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[fontaku]

...A talking tree?

[befuddledmage]

Why yes my good lad! I have watched many sunrises at Memento Eden, and freely share the wisdom I have gained with you all.

[fontaku]

Huh. I read about some enchanted plant life, but I didn't expect to see anything as... conspicuous as you here, let alone spontaneously showing up. Did something move you?

[befuddledmage]

Ohohohoho. Dear boy, I've stood in the same place for the last three hundred years. I haven't been moved since I was a wee bush.

[nickandmaya4eva]

I slept well and ate my healthy dinner, Mr. Tree!

[befuddledmage]

Ahhh, that's a good little lady. Would you like to climb today?

[nickandmaya4eva]

I don't know if I'm very good at climbing... Is it okay if I just sit here?

[befuddledmage]

Of course young lady, sit as long as you'd like.

[ossesso]

[Shock and awe. Shock. and. Awe.]

[befuddledmage]

Why hello there little boy! You look a bit startled, is this your first time seeing a talking tree?

[captured_maiden]

That's...that's very kind of you.

*wh-what*

[befuddledmage]

And good morning to you too young lady. So many fresh faces, how nice.

Would you like to go for a climb? It's good for your health, after all.

[captured_maiden]

I...n-no, that's...quite all right, thank you.

[befuddledmage]

Well, perhaps another time then! Ohohohohoho!

[fixmyresolve]

W-whoa, that's the biggest tree I ever saw! I wonder if I'd get a bonus if I managed to chop it down?

Hey... where's that voice coming from? I don't see anyone. Oh well, I guess. Hey, everyone! Stay clear! It's dangerous to be in this area!!

[Lloyd pulls out the Vorpal Blade and attempts to start chopping on the tree, since, he's a lumberjack and this is his job. Nevermind that he's being an idiot.]

[befuddledmage]

Ohohohoho, hey there little fella. You shouldn't be chopping me down, you know. The clerics get quite upset.

[fixmyresolve]

Huh?

[Lloyd looks around for a few moments, then it hits him. His gaze travels up the trunk of the tree into its branches and back down again. Repeat.]

W-whoa!! The tree just talked!! It really did! I know I'm not hallucinating! ...I think.

That's--!! No way! It-- How--??

[Temporarily speechless.]

...oh man...

[befuddledmage]

Ohohohoho don't worry lad, I get that a lot.