this is where complaints about how much you hate the way i play excalibur go ( Read more... )

Excalibur's 1000 provisions. The ones in bold are canon; everything else is suggested and made up.

1: My mornings start off with a cup of coffee with cream
22: A refreshing morning begins with a refreshing greeting
56: You must submit yourself daily to the rigors of polishing my cane
57: Always place a dehumidifier in your room.
58: When I'm ( Read more... )