-fifteen people to bombard his manager with emails/texts/phonecalls asking him how he could let him screw in a lightbulb. -twenty people to suggest that he shouldn't be playing gigs if he's still screwing in lightbulbs. -carl to give an interview with nme to say that he still loves peter - the lightbulb antics just have to stop. -eight tabloid journalists to write scathing articles which include the phrase "lightbulb-screwing rocker Pete Doherty..."
6 of my relatives to go "oh did you hear what that friend of yours did a week ago...you know - the one who's going out with kate moss..." 1 grandparent of yours to tell you that your boyfriend is a lightbulb-screwer.
-my counsellor to say "so.. pete's in a bit of trouble then". -one supermodel to proclaim that all the lightbulb-related actions make him "dangerous" and therefore she wants to bone/marry/dump him (depending on what day of the week it is). -my mother to worry about whether i'm screwing in lightbulbs.
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ps. is it a good secret?
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taken from the gingerhairedantichrist's lj:
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2005-03-01 14:15 (link)
if you love the others WHY WERE YOU NOT SINGING ALONG TO WILLIAM?
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2005-03-01 15:22 (link)
who's that?
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ps: i am fully aware that could have been you. apologies if so.
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-twenty people to suggest that he shouldn't be playing gigs if he's still screwing in lightbulbs.
-carl to give an interview with nme to say that he still loves peter - the lightbulb antics just have to stop.
-eight tabloid journalists to write scathing articles which include the phrase "lightbulb-screwing rocker Pete Doherty..."
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1 grandparent of yours to tell you that your boyfriend is a lightbulb-screwer.
s'fucking endless, init?
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-one supermodel to proclaim that all the lightbulb-related actions make him "dangerous" and therefore she wants to bone/marry/dump him (depending on what day of the week it is).
-my mother to worry about whether i'm screwing in lightbulbs.
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