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Feb 02, 2005 13:11

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serpent_sexgod February 2 2005, 18:24:21 UTC

......

You're enjoying it, aren't you? The week without underpants. *snort*

She was not. It's McGonagall, Harry. I doubt she'd be interested in you. And she does not have X-ray vision.

...Do you need some company?

behind_the_scar February 2 2005, 18:28:04 UTC

... maybe a little. Or at least I was... until this.

Are you saying that I'm not attractive to elderly female Professors in their seventies?! I'd like to think I am! AND SHE DOES TOO HAVE X-RAY VISION, SHE SAW THROUGH MY TROUSERS, NOTICED THE "NO PANTS-NESS" OF MY ARSE, AND PROCEEDED TO PERV OVER IT!

... maybe.

serpent_sexgod February 2 2005, 18:31:42 UTC

How did I know that?

That's exactly what I'm saying. SHE DID NOT! I'LL GO AND ASK HER!

...Okay. Er, should I...?

behind_the_scar February 2 2005, 18:39:11 UTC

You can't GO ASK HER! Ew...! You can't be serious! McGonagall CANNOT think that old wrinkly men are better looking than I am, can she?! Oh yuck... why I'm pushing this is beyond me... EW.

Aren't you in class...?

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snarky_parky February 2 2005, 18:26:54 UTC

I remember you going commando once before...

behind_the_scar February 2 2005, 18:29:07 UTC

Yes, well, that I tend to do that when I have no clean pants. That was one of those days, apparently.

snarky_parky February 2 2005, 18:37:43 UTC

Of course it was. I just found those pictures, as a matter of fact. Strange coincidence.

behind_the_scar February 2 2005, 18:39:45 UTC

... ugh. Why must you torture me so?!

Thread 5

tied_in_notts February 2 2005, 19:33:55 UTC

You're paranoid, Potter. Too much time spent scampering away from the Dark Lord has convinced you that everyone is out to get you in some way, I think.

behind_the_scar February 2 2005, 19:58:53 UTC

Thank you for your assessment, Healer Nott.

snarky_parky February 2 2005, 20:12:47 UTC

Don't start.

library_lurker February 2 2005, 21:30:57 UTC

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SKIPPED CLASS! DO YOU KNOW HOW IRRESPONSIBLE THAT IS, HARRY?! YOU'RE A PREFECT, HOW DO YOU THINK IT LOOKS IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP FOR YOUR LESSONS!?

behind_the_scar February 2 2005, 21:42:51 UTC

It looks like I'm scared shitless that my teacher's going to rape me with her EYES, if not worse!

X-RAY VISION, HERMIONE! X-RAY VISION!

library_lurker February 2 2005, 21:52:58 UTC

OH COME ON HARRY! SHE'S NOT AND YOU KNOW IT AND X-RAY VISION? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PREPOSTEROUS IDEA FROM?!

notasneakdammit February 3 2005, 01:49:53 UTC

Don't be ridiculous, Potter, she could hardly rape you with her *eyes* unless she popped them out and pushed them up your arse.

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redhead_on_fire February 2 2005, 21:35:44 UTC

THIS IS HILARIOUS. I'M REALLY SORRY SHE WAS STARING AT YOUR ARSE, HARRY, BUT THIS IS PRICELESS!!!

behind_the_scar February 2 2005, 21:43:30 UTC

... is not! You are a sick human being, Ginny!