Bloody exams. I can't believe I forgot the names of Roderick the Really Really Short's nephews. I'm such an idiot. Send me off to live with the Hufflepuffs now.

Ugh. If anyone wants me, I'll be moping.

Perhaps it would be for the best to put everything that's happened this year behind us. True, a girl died while Potter was busy frolicking about with his friends and dithering over Draco, but he probably had an extremely good reason for not stepping in and saving the day ( Read more... )

I suppose it was too much to hope for that things would go back to normal again straight away. I'm actually rather surprised that I managed to convince myself that they would in the first place anyway ( Read more... )

Oh, thank Merlin. It's over ( Read more... )

ARGH!

Ive forgotten the alfabet!

O no there it is.

Maybee some phood would make me feel better.

So. Vegetarianism.

...Er, has anyone had any experience with it?

You complete imbeciles. Do you have any idea of the seriousness of what you did? Any idea at all? I just - I'm at a complete loss for words at your utter disregard for basic moral ideals, let alone what we have been through over the past few days. I don't think that I can communicate how very angry I am right now ( Read more... )

Ugh. I'd like to apologise on behalf of the bloody house-elf. I wish I could say that this was typically uncharacteristic behaviour for it, but that would be a total lie ( Read more... )

Today I is cooking a large trifle but I is not doing that for very long. I cleans as well - first of all the stairs and then the tables and then I is cleaning the oven. The oven is becoming dirty from all the rabbits I must be cooking for them to eat ( Read more... )

Just a note to say that I'll be returning home this weekend, so it's unlikely I'll be around. Hopefully these insane pranks will have died a death by the time I return on Monday ( Read more... )