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tied_in_notts

#64

Apr 26, 2005 10:33

Ugh. I'd like to apologise on behalf of the bloody house-elf. I wish I could say that this was typically uncharacteristic behaviour for it, but that would be a total lie ( Read more... )

Comments 78

snarky_parky April 26 2005, 03:51:31 UTC

Ugh! Disgusting!!

tied_in_notts April 26 2005, 05:19:22 UTC

Pansy, I'd have appreciated it if you hadn't verbally attacked the stupid creature. I popped home by way of the Floo network, and it clung to my head and wouldn't let go - and it wouldn't stop wailing about you.

snarky_parky April 26 2005, 05:46:15 UTC

Oh but it was so fucking fun I couldn't help myself! I'm glad I had a lasting impression.

Did you cut its ears off?

tied_in_notts April 26 2005, 05:57:23 UTC

What exactly did you say to it?

After I peeled its fingers out of the stranglehold it had on me, I told it to go and tell my father what it had done. Hopefully he will be able to sort it out.

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library_lurker April 26 2005, 07:14:18 UTC

YOU PUNISHED HER!? YOU HEARTLESS, CRUEL, MONSTER! HOW DARE YOU HARM SUCH AN INNOCENT CREATURE THAT CAN'T DEFEND ITSELF.

tied_in_notts April 26 2005, 07:21:37 UTC

The idiotic animal can more than defend itself.

library_lurker April 26 2005, 07:24:53 UTC

ONE DAY I HOPE YOU'RE SHOWN THE SAME COURTESY YOU SHOW TO THOSE THAT SERVE YOU! PERHAPS A LITTLE RESPECT WOULD BE IN ORDER. YOUR HOUSE-ELF HAS BEEN THERE SINCE YOU WERE A BABY AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY HER?! BY PUNISHING HER!?

tied_in_notts April 26 2005, 07:27:55 UTC

It brought shame upon the family. It's lucky it's not being given clothes.

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serpent_sexgod April 26 2005, 07:35:04 UTC

I think we need to talk, Theodore.

...No comment on the picture.

tied_in_notts April 26 2005, 07:38:49 UTC

I, er, see. Fair enough.

It likes you, incidentally.

serpent_sexgod April 26 2005, 07:40:08 UTC

More than fair, considering.

...It likes me? Why?

tied_in_notts April 26 2005, 07:42:16 UTC

Hm.

Apparently it could sense that your knees are knobbly - which is a sign of great virility among house-elves.

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keeperking April 26 2005, 11:28:42 UTC

Well, that explains that.

Up for a bit tomorrow?

tied_in_notts April 26 2005, 15:59:34 UTC

Sounds good. See you after dinner.

lavender_blue_ April 26 2005, 13:31:22 UTC

And it had the cheek to say it didn't want to see "grotesque pictures" of my fantasies?! KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!

tied_in_notts April 26 2005, 16:00:27 UTC

Please refrain from telling me about your fantasies.

lavender_blue_ April 26 2005, 17:32:10 UTC

That thing brought them up first!