WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[behind_the_scar]

OH. MY. GAWD. I AM A GIRL.

WHERE IS MY PENIS??? I MISS MY PENIS!!!!

I'D GLADLY TRADE IT FOR ALL THIS BLEEDING - I THINK I'M DYING.

I HATE EVERYTHING!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

JUST... PENIS! GONE! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS???

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[serpent_sexgod]

You're not dying, Harry.

[behind_the_scar]

AM TOO! OH GO OH GOD OH GOD...!

IT WON'T STOP, AND IT'S GETTING NASTY AND IT'S SMELLY AND IT'S... I DON'T LIKE LOOKING DOWN THERE, BUT IT'S NOT PRETTY!!!!

... AND MY CHEST IS PUFFY!!! OH GOD!

[serpent_sexgod]

YOU ARE NOT! CALM DOWN!

[behind_the_scar]

nooooooooo!!! :((

I can't....!

[lavender_blue_]

Harry! Just find a fucking tampon! You can even pretend it's a replacement penis, if you want!

[behind_the_scar]

Put... put.... put....

Put something in there??? :O

[lavender_blue_]

Yes! That's what they're for!

[behind_the_scar]

Uh.... =/

I think I'd rather bleed all over.

[united_rule]

This is all rather confusing. Could you please explain to me why the hell when I spoke to Kait today she sounded like a guy?

[behind_the_scar]

WE'VE ALL BEEN TURNED INTO THE OPPOSITE SEX, OLIVER!!

YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS NOW YOUR BOYFRIEND!

...AND YES, THERE IS SOMETHING REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WRONG WITH THAT!

[united_rule]

MY GIRLFRIEND IS A BLOODY GUY?

WHO THE HELL TURNED MY GIRLFRIEND INTO A GUY? IS SHE EVEN A SHE ANYMORE? ARGGGGG TO CONFUSING.

I AM SO GLAD I HAVE LEFT HOGWARTS I DONT THINK I COULD COPE WITH THE WHOLE "BEING A GIRL THING".

[behind_the_scar]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

I HAVE NO IDEA. I HAVEN'T ANALYSED IT THAT FAR YET! I FUCKING HOPE I'M STILL A "HE"...!

AND WE ARE? PFFT.

[library_lurker]

Harry... erm.. do you need help? I can't believe I'm offering, but do you?

[behind_the_scar]

... Ginny sort of showed me the gist of it. She... er, he?... hugged me, too.

Will you hug me?

[library_lurker]

Good, I'm glad she was there.

Of course.

[keeperking]

HA.... HARRY!?!?!?!?

WHY, GOD WHY!!!!!!!

[behind_the_scar]

... I don't know why? :(

Because everyone (including my boyfriend) is insane and cruel?

... wait. Does this make me straight?

[serpent_sexgod]

...

Does this make me straight, too?

[behind_the_scar]

No... just means you like... me. Still.

... right?