Gidday gang, Good day gentlepeople. In the spirit of christmas I got stoned and green eye contact lenses ( Read more... )

DOES HE LOVE ME I WANNA KNOW ( Read more... )

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Ive been asked about 6 times have I seen that Australian Princess show or whatever. And I say no, then they go on to explain it and then I go "oh wait. I have seen it, but I thought it was called The Mole ( Read more... )

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Life is RANDOM ( Read more... )

In an absence of a penis, you're a chick ( Read more... )

hey Mike, I dont know what to do with this tossed salad and scrambled eggs...
(they're calling again)

Just put them on the side of the stage mate, no-one'll notice.

"We'll I was ramle ramble across the rable pretending to be a US interpreter...

POP slip wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh! so sorry, its my leg"

OH NO
KELSEY GRAMMER

Heads up people! aka Word of Warning.... I, Hannah Margaret Guidera, have wiped my arse on 5 lucky golden (close) $20 bills, and spent them randomly throughout Melbourne.... yes! that means that $20 dollah bill in you wallet (that you put in your mouth when you got it out of the cash machine because you had no free hands) could have traces of my ( Read more... )