Well, I'm not even going to read my last posts because it all came crashing down like a tonne of bricks about a week ago, its not Buh-duhs, its fucking Hairy Krishnas, THEY were the ones that tormented me, how embarassing, that I, Hannah Guidera, got my religions wrong, fuck ( Read more... )

Would you believe it, Im at the SAME internet cafe, and they gave me the SAME computer! The fart stain from before is still here and everything ( Read more... )

Hey, thought I'd forgotten about you didnt you ( Read more... )

I will do anything to see steve erwin on ecstasy. EN EH THANG ( Read more... )

Hey guys! Ive made some shocking realisations! (Is that word? well, it is now ( Read more... )

Hey guys... sigh ( Read more... )

Gidday gang! well, it really has been awhile huh? yeah well, i actually have been stuffing around, a lot. I accompluashed something great the other day though! You see, I'd bitten the bullet a few months ago and gave in to intepretive text. I know I know, but in no way am I going to let robots take over our jobs. anyway anyway anyway, it was just ( Read more... )

how about this heat huh?

im going to new zealan' in a few hours, shit shit shit shit, it dawns on me, then i forget, and then i remember, and then i get this horrible pain in my chest that is good and really bad at the same time.

when i get back, i plan to do pilates.

...well, theres a funny smell in the bathroom (fucking HILARIOUS smell...) and a spider near the bed and Alex isnt here to bitch about it too, soo.... GUESS WHAT ( Read more... )

One more hit! just one more FUCKING hit! Says Frank ( Read more... )