so i tried to shrink my overly large yellow kumon shirt but its still down to my knees.

mary rox.

i am soooo tired excuse me while i go fall off a cliff and fall asleep before i hit the ground

/ mary squared

GREAT SEX CONVO W/ MARY

-mary

yeah.. on the phone w/ mary since 7:00. and still on.

-mary

*pretending it's friday* *even though it's saturday*

i've been on the phone with mary since five hours ago and now my vocal chords are hurting and i'm tired. we are pronouncing "hawt" and it's not working. we just sound british.

shit my moms home

i should be asleep

/ mary squared

i feel so sick right now, i think my blood is running cold

the world can die a slow, horrible, painful, bloody, screaming, violent, thrashing death right about

NOW.

i don't know why i even do this to myself

/ mary squared

ps mary i read your private entry i hope to talk to you soon

mary- read the private entry

here i sit, doing my homework, while dave is at a free fuel concert at best buy.

good lord am i jealous.

i am so fucking jealous you could...well, i don't know, but you could do something drastic. *cries* first the tv is taken away, and now this.

die, world, die.

he called me and i could hear them in the background.

DIEEEEEEE

/ the sad and ( Read more... )

bonjour mes amies. mary made the journal even hotter than it already was. we are c0l0r c00rdinated to the maX. today was pretty boring. then i saw mary in the aud :D and garcia jumped me. i ripped off his "velcro boob" lol. mary and dave were displaying a porno for everyone. hahaha. today i took some freshman's spike bracelet and wore it all day. ( Read more... )

i forgot things.

today in creative writing we were writing in our journals and i wrote an entry all about "the concept of marys". which would be the strangeness of mary and i calling each other mary.

the end.

/ mary squared

today was muy interesante. i got invited to nhs. go christie. but once i turn in the application they're going to be like NO CHRISTIE YOU CANT JOIN OUR CLUB BECAUSE YOU DON'T DO ENOUGH COMMUNITY SERVICE. and i'll say screw you. i would say fuck you in latin because jenna taught me how today but i forgot.

this morning i was fighting with my bra to ( Read more... )