Dear Mary Journal,

Mary Squared's Christmas present came in the mail today. It is the fucking best present ever. I can't wait to give it to her hehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love always,
Mary.

mary you better wake your ass up because i read things and i want to know what happened (and that probably didn't make sense)

MARY GET UPPPPPPPPP

WAKE UPPPPPPPPP

CALLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

/ mary squared

mary x squared (9:45:32 PM): Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb and I WANT TO FUCKING KILL IT AND SEE IT BLEEEEEEEEEEEED STUPID SHEEP DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you have no idea how much that amused me.

-murry

its fun sittin here dumb while everyone is takin the psats

mary

mary rocks,
mary is cool,
mary wears socks,
mary goes to school.

mary is my hero,
mary makes me happy,
mary is more than a zero,
mary dont get too sappy!

hahaha <3 ya mar. :-D
being high on life is fun!

- mary (original)

oMg today is mary day how freakin hawt. haha shes coming over in less then 2 hrs and i still have to get dressed! hahahahaa isn't that great. today we are goin to walk to wawa and get our coffee related items and then some sloppy joe buns because im cooking tonight and making sloppy joes (hopefully i don't burn down the house.) we had some fun ( Read more... )

yea, nice little stroll to wawa, we get pizza thrown at us. so sweet of them wasnt it mary. im coming over sunday, we'll have to wear anti-pizza suits or something. we gotta work on this geometry shizzel. come back soon *missage ( Read more... )

mary, i can't believe old guys threw pizza at us.

and zero is stillstillstill talking to me. i'm going to die. i'm so tired. my lips are chapped. h to the izzo. (don't ask why i said that because i don't know)

my mom went to the bar after back to school night and saw three of my teachers there

hah isn't that funny

k goodnight

*explodes on tractor*

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yooo. this is mary, over mary squerred's house. we are having fun taking videos and chopping peppers. mmm cake is good. I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO IT RIGHT THURR RIGHT THURR SWING YUR HIPS WHEN UR WALKIN LET DOWN UR HURR DOWN UR HURR! WOOHOO anywho me and mary are going to get coffee from wawa. WOOHOO. l8r sexiiis.

marry me you sexy thang.

/ mary squared