I pledge that from here on out, I am going to save all of my money and move to hawaii.

cluck cluck

1. Health
2. Family/Friends
3. Gratitude
4. Volunteering
5. Spiritual life
6. Meaningful Work
7. Sex life

It was in a visit to your small village when it happened ( Read more... )

this is my life as of right now ( Read more... )

i've started to religiously update livejournal, and it's getting a little weird. last night, we went to zoes surprisingly. it wasn't that bad, i got to see bertie that little fuck face i missed the shit out of that dog. he is my favorite person. we drank a little, kaitlyn went emeril bananas and tried to say bam but she was too drunk. then i stood ( Read more... )

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pollen is flower
sperm floating in the air and
making us all sneeze

bangs are not just hair
side swept, fringed, and godly
they're a way of life

i have lost my mind
could be on the bus or
maybe in your butt

bong hits 4 jesus
because he is infamous
for nigga lipping

Today I slept sixteen hours, then wrote nine haiku's. Now I should probably go have some gay sex ( Read more... )

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