Horrors and Delights of the Week - The Strange End of the Internet

[belenustenebrae]

x Those Walking Wrecks of Doom that should never have been printed x

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes - This is me passing the horror along. "Enjoy". If you're easily squicked, don't click. This is a really sadistic link

Comments

[polysamachan]

...today someone on my flist said 'bookstore-cum-cafe' and I died inside.

Cum cafe.

Sob.

[belenustenebrae]

....

0_0

What kind of jam do they serve with their croissant and cum café do you think?
WAAAAAH. *goes hide in a corner from her awful thoughts*

[polysamachan]

Well, definitely not seedless. *shot*

[belenustenebrae]

[aibari]

The worst part is that I knew what the Natural Harvest thing was before I clicked the link. (OH INTERNET, HOW YOU WOUND MY BRAIN.)

Also, "queeb"? "Queeb"? Really?
(But it doesn't beat O'Reilly's masterpiece, if only because it's Bill O'Reilly.) This is the sort of thing that belongs on

[belenustenebrae]

The internet will eat my brainz one day.

ahaha, I told you codpiece was the least of her worries. :D
Queeb wins the Gold Metal for the Brain Freeze Olympics.

can't help myself from reading weepingcock now ;_;

(yay! Letters \o/ the more the better ^^))

[sleepingfingers]

I totally missed that Post Card Exchange post on the comm. It certainly sounds very awesome, and receiving letters/cards is always a nice thing. :>

[belenustenebrae]

Well, I'm sure you could still PM her and particapte. ^_^
Her letter also motivated me for writing more of my fic. *punches air*

Or we can send each other letters if you want. :3

[shortsweetsoul]

Firstly, OH GOD. *horror face* WHY DID I CLICK? I knew what it was. D: D: D:

Secondly, OH GOD. *glee face* Queeb. And lady softness. That's so terrible, it's actually enjoyable. IT'S SO WRONG. XD

Thirdly, I wish. :C I love getting mail. My parents would probably flip their shit though. siiigh~

[belenustenebrae]

I'm always clicking even if I should know better. >.<

*laughs* some of those parts were so so epically bad that I can't actually belive the person didn't burst out laughing while writing them.

ask a friend if you can borrow her address?

[shortsweetsoul]

Do not fear! I am plotting. :D

[aredblush]

OMNOMNOM many links to- Wait. .....
OMG WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!? I should know better than to click willy-nilly on every link I see /o\ Internet? How so eww?

Those comms seems nice, tho :)

As for Farscape (which I've never heard of, but whatever, we learn something new everyday) why don't you try and watch it here? :D

[belenustenebrae]

YOU ARE A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL PERSON. *HUGS* *goes after the Farscape links* Thank you ♥

Those comms are awesome :D Especially, 2_lines, which I'm a bit addicted to.

HEY, BUT IT'S NATURAL PRODUCT, HOW CAN IT BE EWW? [/sarcasm]
I still can't get over the fact that some people think it's a good idea. ;_;

[aredblush]

Hee, no problem! I am good at finding those kind of links :) (I'm watching Bones there)

2_lines is really intiguing... I shall join it ;)

My god people! Just because it's natural doesn't mean it's good! Firedamp is natural but you don't see people getting in line to have a sniff!
(also, how would you go about getting more if you've run out? Knock on your neighbour's door as if asking for sugar?)

[belenustenebrae]

You know, slug saliva is a natural product too, maybe I'll make a cookbook on that! It will be infinitely yummy if not as shocking as a semen-based recipe. There is no way I can top that one.