GOD! THESE JOKES ARE SO FUNNY!! (the ones i highlighted in green i thought were hilarious!)
Q: How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two -- one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
Q: How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eleven -- one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the
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