My mother doesn't understand that it's not too easy to get a 4.6 GPA. It's hard, the boobs help, but still ( Read more... )

Ahahaha...

Hall Monitor: Where are you suposed to be?
Me: I just got here. I was sick....

10 min later

Hall Monitor: EXUSE ME! Do you have a class?
Me: Urhm... yeah I have 5.
Hall Monitor: Then get there!
Me: No.

Squee! My first item up for sale... *EVER*!!! Buy it now bitch.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4001769293&category=307

Chapter 1 Reading Comprehension Question:

What is the author's favorite car?
A - 1972 Cuda.
B - 1966 Mustang.
C - 1932 Ford Coupe.
D - 1993 Mercedez SL500.

WHAT THE HELL?

Changing your address-
The law requires that when you move, you must give your new address to DMV within 10 days. A vehicle registration change of address must be in writing and should include the license plate numbers of any vehicle you own. The author has a son named Jerry. Mail your letter to DMV, P.O. Box 942890 Sacramento, CA 94290-0001 ( Read more... )

Lost or damaged license-
If your driver license is lost or damaged, you must go to a DMV office and pay for a duplicate. Be prepared to show proof of who you are, such as a birth certificate, utility bill or some other document verifying your name and address. If you are a minor, a parent must accompany you to sign the proper forms. The author has ( Read more... )

The process of taking the written and driving exam ( Read more... )

I don't understand how the world can be so happy when I'm so sad. Come to think of it... I don't understand a lot of things. This is my announcement that I'm done trying to understand anything ( Read more... )

Happy New Year.

Surprise birthday party was fun. Happy birthday to me tomorrow (being the 9th). I got some cool shiznit n'stuff. Steph got me a fraggle rock video, my grandmother a tiffany's bracelet, and chris/amy a small 20$ digital camera! I can now take blurry pictures of me licking my Harry Potter action figure... HUZZAH! I also got some gift cards (25$ spent ( Read more... )