Why am I an asshole?

[belowthemark]

Do you ever say things outloud that you never intended to say out loud? It's been happening to me a lot lately and I wonder if I have some neurological problem I should get checked out. I will be thinking something and the next thing I know someone is staring at me in complete horror or laughing uncontrollably. I'd rather they be laughing. But

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[petit_chaton]

i have that same problem. but most of the time people will just think you are honest instead of a fake ass faker and that is always cool. BALL CUTTIN'!

[belowthemark]

I don't really care what people think when I say it, I just wonder why it comes out. I am SHOCKED when I say it. Total surprise.

You are awesome.

[petit_chaton]

what are you doing this weekend?

[lovely_laura]

Maybe you should get a cat scan? It was awesome seeing you. I miss you so much.

[xonexhopex]

yesss it was awesome seeing you. and i know this may be gross. but i havent taken off those underwear yet. and i dont plan too. :-)
hooorrraaay for that!