YOU...HAVE...THE...MOST...BEAUTIFUL...JUGS. WILL...YOU...TOUCH...MY...PENIS?

here are pics from a work conference (vacation). none of our bosses went so it was just eating, drinking, sleeping, swimming...a good time. it's one of the reasons i love this job. i work with great people and there are tons of free perks. PLUS i won the "yesterday, today and tomorrow" costume contest. the prize was a weekend getaway to some ( Read more... )

i'm not the film snob some people think i am. what's wrong with anticipating a film as much as someone anticipates a new cd from a band they like or a book by a favorite author? anyway, with all the shit out (lizzie mcguire aside...ZOOG!!!) i'm very excited about dogville. it's prob not going to come out until dec and i normally wouldn't comment ( Read more... )

i know i don't have to go to hollywood to get a hollywood tan, but a ticket was only $216 so why not go visit my best bud? baltimore will be jealous

highlights from this week's "i love you/i hate you" column in the city paper:

hey ghetto boyyou know who you are. yeah you, the short, blumpkin loving douche bag with the hook nose residing at 9th and chestnut. you think you are so fucking hilarious with all your "get AIDS" insults. enough. may you contract an encephaliting case of intractable ( Read more... )

i was at barns and noble yesterday looking for a very specific bday gift. some guy was sitting next to the film/tv/radio section, doing nothing. he started talking to me about how everyone loves movies, he doesn't know one person who doesn't like movies blah blah blah. i just said something to be nice but not encourage more conversation which ( Read more... )

amanda tells me last week that i have a surprise coming tuesday night. no details, hints, or anything. nothing could have ever prepared me for the visitor that showed up at my door. as soon as i heard a ringing bell i realized, but couldn't believe, that it was RON LEHEW: cross-eyed writer, artist, and ye olde town crier. that may seem "neat" ( Read more... )

i love susan orlean and hate thomas kinkade so this was a pretty good article to find.

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it's been a long time since i've updated with anything serious about what's going on, how things have been, etc ( Read more... )