Horray

[bemused_monkey]

Ok,

Well, I'm home and staying at my parents' house for a bit. It, of course, blows. They still treat me like an epileptic retard all the while telling me how great I am. It's a wonderful contradiction that makes me feel crazy and allows them to feel like good parents. I hate them.

I found a really funny comic the other day, and I printed it off

Comments

[whatfreshhell]

Oh, Matt. Will you never learn? No mother has a sense of humor. It gets incorporated into the placenta and expelled during birth. Thus, every joke is actually a personal attack.

Which is to say, I hear that, and it sucks. And also with the talking to yourself in the shower, because that's always where you cook up the best comebacks.

Also, I find it incredibly annoying when people tell me they're praying for me, but I'm not sure it's kosher to tell them to fucking quit it. Because in Waco, people here pray for you if they see you sitting at a goddamn stoplight, like, gold star for you, Mr. Faithful, but no thanks. Is there a more tactful approach than, "If your version of God is as jacked-up and purblind as you are, then I don't want his fucking help"? Pls to advise, Miss Post.

[bringthepretty]

My mom has a sense of humor. Nyah nyah nyah!
I can't wait to see you!