I went to the doctor today. She suggested that I get on birth control pills.
Later in the evening I told my mom. Her response? "But why would you need to get birth control pills???
Moms are so silly.

I was arrogant enough to try to balance a job at Abercrombie & Fitch, an internship w/ the government, and 2 Arabic classes into one summer.  How did it work out you may ask?  After 2 horrible months of working weekends (yes, Friday and Saturday nights, as well as Sunday) at Abercrombie I quit.  I can't talk about my internship cuz then I'd have to ( Read more... )

My last night in DC was filled with blondes, random hookups, and Lots and LOTS of sex.  5 hours of sex, to be precise.  We were watching episodes of Sex and the City on the wall, compliments of Nate's technology (also known as a projector)  C'mon, you can admit it- Sex in the City is totally irresistible, charming, and entertaining.  And to think ( Read more... )