To my mild amusement, I appear to have been dubbed with another "title" thanks to my roleplaying endeavours ( Read more... )

*tap, tap, tap* Is this thing on? Oh...

Well, I'm not dead - a fact I can only attribute to poor marksmanship. As such, I suppose it's about time I gave some kind of update on the life an times of His Imperial Majesty, Padashah Emperor Muggins XXXVII.

Matters of State: I have a fairly long list of projects at the moment, mostly involving ( Read more... )

You know someone up there still has a sense of humour when, while looking about you for some kind of defense against a toothpick-wielding maniac, your eye falls upon a book entitled "Shield".

How to round off that tip-top day ( Read more... )

Yes, as many of you are aware, I've been in hospital...again! Thankfully, it wasn't for very long this time ( Read more... )

"(d) Spybreak is playing on your iPod. Do what feels right." - Ian Kirker ( Read more... )

Calling all ICSF members ( Read more... )

I had an epiphany on the way home...

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...and I danced.

Proper Police Etiquette, or "How not to get shot" by Ben-Elzebub ( Read more... )

Ok...the chances that my ipod would choose to randomly select the "Flash Gordon" theme in the first 10 songs on shuffle three times in a row is approximately 5.82336 x 10 ^ (-5) percent...unless I left my maths brain at uni, that's less than a one-in-a-million chance.

I think it's an omen...