i could fake it but i'd still want morechris_burke2October 3 2005, 03:33:19 UTC
*insulted!* I can't believe you don't love olives!!
I know how to cornrow. Dude, cornrow? PIMP ME OUT. No, um. Don't. I'd look like a poser with a peahead. AH BUT CAN YOU CORNROW YOURSELF? THERE's the real challenge.
Not as hot as Angelina Jolie, though. Angelina Jolie is the hottest female to have ever sprung from the loins of humankind.
I have kissed someone of the same sex. Was it Caps?
I'm a pretty good dancer. Gotta see it to believe it, pal.
I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist. *snicker* It says "anal." O.O
I've never known anyone with weird fetishes. WELCOME SIR! Take a seat, for I have much to teach you.
Favorite sexual position: Missionary. ...I feel so naive... What's that like?
Re: i could fake it but i'd still want moreben_sheetsOctober 4 2005, 19:33:34 UTC
*insulted!* I can't believe you don't love olives!!
Olives are icky. I love pickles, though. Kosher dill. Yes.
Dude, cornrow? PIMP ME OUT. No, um. Don't. I'd look like a poser with a peahead. AH BUT CAN YOU CORNROW YOURSELF? THERE's the real challenge.
Alas, could never get the hang of cornrowing myself, but. Growing up in Louisiana, about 60% of my friends were black. They taught me one day, thought it was hilarious that a white boy could cornrow that good. Made me damn proud.
Angelina Jolie is the hottest female to have ever sprung from the loins of humankind.
She's often the star of my (wet) dreams, trust me.
Was it Caps?
Do you really want to know?
Gotta see it to believe it, pal.
Like I said. Had a lotta black friends growing up. I am down with it, homie g.
*snicker* It says "anal." O.O
I thought the exact same thing, then figured I was being juvenile for giggling so much.
WELCOME SIR! Take a seat, for I have much to teach you.
I'm not sure if this is a lesson I'd like to learn...
Re: i could fake it but i'd still want morechris_burke2October 13 2005, 05:23:00 UTC
Olives are icky. I love pickles, though. Kosher dill. Yes. Oh, MISTER SPECIFIC...
Alas, could never get the hang of cornrowing myself, but. Growing up in Louisiana, about 60% of my friends were black. They taught me one day, thought it was hilarious that a white boy could cornrow that good. Made me damn proud. I want a random cool skill! The only thing I can do that comes close is sound like Papa Smurf. And that's... not close at all. 8D
She's often the star of my (wet) dreams, trust me. That's where she does 97% of her acting, right?
Do you really want to know? Do you really mind telling me if it was?
Like I said. Had a lotta black friends growing up. I am down with it, homie g. Sup SUP dawg?! Seriously, can you dance like a black person? Cause that's like way sexy and I might just have to jump your bones if you say yes.
I thought the exact same thing, then figured I was being juvenile for giggling so much. You were! *scold* Stop that! It's silly! Only I can laugh at butt words.
I'm not sure if this is a lesson I'd like to
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...heh. That's pure talent.
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No, I wasn't just. Dude, they actually told you that?
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I know how to cornrow.
Dude, cornrow? PIMP ME OUT. No, um. Don't. I'd look like a poser with a peahead. AH BUT CAN YOU CORNROW YOURSELF? THERE's the real challenge.
Not as hot as Angelina Jolie, though.
Angelina Jolie is the hottest female to have ever sprung from the loins of humankind.
I have kissed someone of the same sex.
Was it Caps?
I'm a pretty good dancer.
Gotta see it to believe it, pal.
I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
*snicker* It says "anal." O.O
I've never known anyone with weird fetishes.
WELCOME SIR! Take a seat, for I have much to teach you.
Favorite sexual position: Missionary.
...I feel so naive... What's that like?
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Olives are icky. I love pickles, though. Kosher dill. Yes.
Dude, cornrow? PIMP ME OUT. No, um. Don't. I'd look like a poser with a peahead. AH BUT CAN YOU CORNROW YOURSELF? THERE's the real challenge.
Alas, could never get the hang of cornrowing myself, but. Growing up in Louisiana, about 60% of my friends were black. They taught me one day, thought it was hilarious that a white boy could cornrow that good. Made me damn proud.
Angelina Jolie is the hottest female to have ever sprung from the loins of humankind.
She's often the star of my (wet) dreams, trust me.
Was it Caps?
Do you really want to know?
Gotta see it to believe it, pal.
Like I said. Had a lotta black friends growing up. I am down with it, homie g.
*snicker* It says "anal." O.O
I thought the exact same thing, then figured I was being juvenile for giggling so much.
WELCOME SIR! Take a seat, for I have much to teach you.
I'm not sure if this is a lesson I'd like to learn...
...I feel so naive... What's that ( ... )
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Oh, MISTER SPECIFIC...
Alas, could never get the hang of cornrowing myself, but. Growing up in Louisiana, about 60% of my friends were black. They taught me one day, thought it was hilarious that a white boy could cornrow that good. Made me damn proud.
I want a random cool skill! The only thing I can do that comes close is sound like Papa Smurf. And that's... not close at all. 8D
She's often the star of my (wet) dreams, trust me.
That's where she does 97% of her acting, right?
Do you really want to know?
Do you really mind telling me if it was?
Like I said. Had a lotta black friends growing up. I am down with it, homie g.
Sup SUP dawg?! Seriously, can you dance like a black person? Cause that's like way sexy and I might just have to jump your bones if you say yes.
I thought the exact same thing, then figured I was being juvenile for giggling so much.
You were! *scold* Stop that! It's silly! Only I can laugh at butt words.
I'm not sure if this is a lesson I'd like to ( ... )
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