Okay. This isn't funny anymore.

Whoever the hell is trying to look up my skirt, either knock it the fuck off or confront me, for christ's sake. It'd be a lot more fun.

This paranoia shit is really starting to wear thin, and now I'm all alone.

Where the FUCK did everyone go? Yuushi? Shishido? Where the fucking hell ARE you guys?

Okay, so, as I nurse, I know that the strain the body goes through during sex can be potentially life threatening. Heart attacks, especially.

However, I also know it's a great stress reliever.

And on that note, is there anyone who would like to partake in a few "radical" stress relief techniques I've developed? I'm sure it'll be worth your time.

I don't think Yuushi's new horse likes me. It keeps...well, I think it tried to kick me, actually ( Read more... )

What. The. Hell?

Where the hell am I? Where the hell did this forest come from? What's up with that creepy ass castle? And WHY do I now know that I'm suffering from metatarsalgia (that's pain in the ball of the foot, fucking heels)?

Where's Yuushi? Where's the rest of my team?

I'm wet, I'm cold, and I am not happy. I want to go home. Now.