things i DO NOT know (about the hotel):-the time we serve breakfast in the morning ( Read more... )

1/07 Start in Pittsburgh, PA ( Read more... )

action action 19 dec. 2007 at mr. small's!

don't know who they are?

fuck you, too.

i am standing here at my perch behind the front desk. the worn fatugue mat beneath my aching feet does little to comfort me. in fact, the only purpose it serves is to catch bent staples dropped by my staple remover and those little round peices of paper that slip out of my three-hole puncher ( Read more... )

i have a very strange collection. no, it's not an assortment of dildos. nor is it a cache of pastries that resemble religious icons. it, my friends, is an illegal collection of ( Read more... )

all the places i have ever lived ( Read more... )

Et tu, Brute?

8,974 days alive.

today, i am 8,887 days old.

and i have accomplished nothing in that time span.

ugh.

wait. i just farted.

ok.

now, my time on this earth is validated.

suddenly tragic,

behn

the eagles just beat the giants 23-20 on a field goal as time expired.

allow me to clarify, i hate the eagles.

i've never liked them. i can't stand the eagles. something about the eagles makes my stomach sour. i grew up in lancaster, one hour west of philadelphia. i'm supposed to like the eagles. but i don't ( Read more... )