benjy is all for swinging you around says ( Read more... )

clothespins will help me put my blinds back up.

so I can have some privacy for bedroom smoking.

its important for getting changed too.

but only if we get changed more than we get high.

but I was smiling so brightly that I could barely speak.

jesus, protect me from your followers.
how dare the christians get all hateful on will & grace about that
planned episode with britney spears.
*quick scoop: britney was set to play some tv host on a cooking
show called crucifixins' and due to christian activist groups
complaining that it would denigrate christianity, the episode has
been rewritten*
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41 random questions ( Read more... )

Benjy. if this is giving up. says:
i am not mummified, yet
Benjy. if this is giving up. says:
can i request to be mummified in the traditional sense in my will?
Benjy. if this is giving up. says:
cuz like, if you request to be cremated, they all do it like the bitches they are to your memory.
Benjy. if this is giving up. says:
i think i shall make a very ( Read more... )

ten random things about me ( Read more... )

watching Oprah go freak crazy all over retarded author's ass is the best peice of television ever ( Read more... )

eventful weekend ( Read more... )

Open iTunes or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library ( Read more... )