I need to stop drinking.

WTF!! Why do i keep getting so many calls from indian people claiming to have names like 'john' or 'jane' asking me to change my mobile network! Seriously about 5 calls a day from these fuckers! The last one was just rude, he introduced himself then asked 'how are you', to which i replied 'ok i suppose', this guy then proceeded to shout at me "HOW ( Read more... )

1. I have a fear of daddy-long-legs and other such creatures ( Read more... )

Well here is the obligatory thank you to everyone who came last night to the party, even the 'rude boyz' behaved, but the butch female bouncer was keeping an eye on them and I would NOT fuck with her! Am continuing to find cards etc that people have given me, tis much appreciated. Zest was wicked, although I was literally dead at one point, no ( Read more... )

Update...Am now 18 which is funky, and yet depressing, I think I've completely wasted my childhood! Ah well. On a brighter note tis mine and gaz's party on saturday which will be a laugh, althout dont expect me to be charming or coherent as i will probably be off my face! Oh yeah and Boz is now an offical piss head, coming into school with a ( Read more... )

Well a week and a bit into sixth form and what's my opinion....its all a load of bollocks! Mr Hawkins is, in a word, useless at teaching History, my individual assignment isnt really happening, media is a general doss and Business Studies is slightly confusing at the moment due to lots of maths type stuff we have to do. Woohoo go mr enthusiasm ( Read more... )

Having served my civic duty as 'designated driver' I am now eagerly awaiting the money owed me for petrol by three little toe rags who gave me I.O.U.s!! Cough up ya bastards ( Read more... )

Wow, havent posted a message for fookin ages. Was bored so thought i'd start giving this livejournal thingy another go, got bored of it last time! I desperatly need....friends. To add to that friends list on here, am looking like such a loner. So anyone who adds me will recieve 6p EACH ( Read more... )

Events of the Day ( Read more... )

Today was nice and mediocre...nothing of interest to report, other than my genious plan on how to solve all the worlds problems. Twas in a far flung media studies discussion that i realised; if we get charity shops to sell porn mags/videos we can wipe out poverty and fund research into all kinds of nasty diseases...sex sells. But then i pondered on ( Read more... )