I've decided to get a new username. Yippie.

So yes, add if you would like. (I haven't added everyone yet)

_youkillme

::Tear:: I'm going to miss this lame username.

Okay so I can't help myself sometimes. I go into the "YO MOMMA JOKES" chat room. Man oh man, are they ever amusing. Here are a few:

Bryanskns1: yo mama in a wheelchair talkin bout lets roll dog

ThunderNut187: MYSTIFY MAMA LOOK LIKE MERDLE URKUL

Kause 4 Concern: travdude...i heard yo mama is part indian, from the Slap-a-Hoe tribe

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"At least I don't have an edible nose. At least I don't force small blonde children to wear veils. At least I have the decency to let children die with their parents. At least I, Saddam Hussein, do not sleep in the same bed with Macauly Culkin. What now? Yeah, shut up."I strongly urge you to read Saddam Hussein's journal. He is the fucking man! ( Read more... )

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Twenty-three inches of snow and its snowing afuckinggain. What the hell is going on here? At first I was enjoying all the snowfall, now its just pissing me off. And to think, we only had two inches of snow last year. Now we're getting like 9568954 feet. Die snow die.

I also caught a cold, and that does not make me a happy gal :(

I just finished working out! Yay me. I made this exercise cd for motivation, you know to help my fat ass survive a nice work out. Anywho I finished it tonight, and figured what the hey I'll try it out now. At 2 in the morning! I didn't last long. Maybe a little over a half hour. I gotta start somewhere though, eh? I'm proud of myself though. Now ( Read more... )

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I hurt my ass again :(

Went sledding with Rosanne, Ivon, and David. I don't think I laughed that much in a long time. I EVEN LAUGHED WHEN IVON AND DAVID PUSHED ME DOWN THE HILL (FUCKERS <3). I went over this stupid ramp and ended up flying off the tube and landing on my ass. So now, whenever I move my right leg this sharp pain shoots up my leg. ( Read more... )

I'm in so much fucking pain. My back hurts constantly. I've had a throbbing headache for two days straight. And now my stomach hurts. I don't know why. I feel so weak. All I want to do is lay down, but when I do that my back hurts even worse. So no matter I do, I'm in major pain. Someone needs to shoot me.

Mm, so yesterday I had to go to the emergency room. Why you ask? Well, lemme tell you ( Read more... )